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December 15, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling AI to people who will soon be replaced by AI.
Professional snake-oil merchant for the cloud era.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
squeeze.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-personalized pitch decks instantly
You pitch cloud solutions and data strategies to stakeholders who barely listen before clicking 'Accept' on renewals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing your cold outreach emails with higher open rates.
Month 4
Software builds your technical pitch decks better than your analyst team.
Month 8
The AI handles discovery calls without needing coffee or human validation.
Month 12
Automated logic closes the deal via direct integration with procurement.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are officially redundant as the machine closes its own deals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
240
Emails sent daily
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
98 percent
Client boredom index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic cloud tier.
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