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October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsSelling AI to small businesses is just a chatbot training itself.
Professional dream-seller for software that nobody asked for.
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splat.you▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every cold email follow-up
You cold-call small business owners to pitch cloud platforms and AI tools. You track leads in CRM software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually understand why a local bakery owner is afraid of your product.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting and sending all your cold outreach emails.
Month 3
Algorithms identify your best leads better than your intuition ever could.
Month 7
Voice agents take over the discovery calls with local business owners.
Month 10
Digital signatures are processed by bots without any human intervention.
Month 12 · D-Day
The sales floor is repurposed into a quiet server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
2 milliseconds
Objection handling latency
Optimised
Pipeline conversion rate
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