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Will AI replace AI Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #7x9sxcsx
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified script running on a nervous system.
Digital guard dog with a penchant for syntax errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The security team that never sleeps or drinks.
oof.you▸ SENTINEL-MIND 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they hit production
You hunt for security holes in AI models and patch them. You watch logs until your eyes bleed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused human why the logic bypass occurred.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify anomalous prompt patterns faster than your tired brain.
Month 4
Code agents rewrite your guardrails whenever a vulnerability is detected.
Month 8
An AI layer intercepts malicious traffic before it hits the model.
Month 12
Simulation engines generate infinite edge-case prompts to test security.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system secures itself perfectly, removing the need for your supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 hours daily
Time spent staring at logs
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
99 percent
False positives identified
Your severance
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