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December 18, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell imaginary fear to boards who don't understand the math.
Professional doom-monger, full-time golf enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat automation without the ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINELLOOP-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your company stock overnight
You pitch fear-based defense software to government agencies. You spend your days networking to secure massive, inefficient contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a general with a straight face while sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses government requirements and auto-generates perfect, low-cost proposals.
Month 4
Software targets lawmakers with hyper-specific policy insights at scale.
Month 8
A high-fidelity simulation replaces your buggy, nervous human sales demos.
Month 12
Investors realize your salary is the only security risk remaining.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of all defense contracts forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99.9%
Cold calls ignored
14,000
Slides shown in vain
500kg
Bullshit per hour
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bunker you can't open.
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