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Will AI replace AI Security Researcher jobs? · Latest report #z54tr8sb
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day teaching models how to lie to themselves.
Professional breaker of things that shouldn't be breakable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia for the digital age.
glub.youAI▸ GUARDRAIL-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they trigger
You hunt for prompt injections and adversarial exploits to break large language models before they reach production.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, weird intent behind a prompt that has no clear signature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software begins brute-forcing millions of potential jailbreak inputs.
Month 3
Background processes monitor every model update for safety regression.
Month 6
Exploits detected by the system are automatically closed by agent-loops.
Month 9
Models are trained to test themselves, removing the human oversight gap.
Month 14 · D-Day
The research role is marked as an unnecessary overhead expense.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.99 percent
Prompt injections caught
0.02 percent
Human sanity remaining
7 cups daily
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium VPN service.
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