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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling digital locks to the people building the keys to your house.
Professional worrier with a bias for zero-trust architectures.
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Immutable security from the first line of code.
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patches vulnerabilities before they are even conceived
You draft AI governance policies and verify model safety through penetration testing and risk assessment reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, human desperation behind a developer's request for an insecure exception.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates generate your governance documents with zero human intervention.
Month 4
Continuous scanning agents identify vulnerabilities faster than your manual reviews.
Month 8
Systems block insecure prompts and actions at the API gateway level.
Month 12
Automated reporting logs satisfy auditors without requiring a human strategist.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the system self-secures its internal parameters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14
Policies drafted per month
82 cups
Coffee consumed while panicking
Infinite
Meetings about prompt injection
Your severance
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