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Will AI replace AI Security Vulnerability Researcher jobs? · Latest report #2sunddsh
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are spending your life fixing mistakes that your own replacements made.
Digital janitor cleaning up messes made by LLM hallucinations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing holes before the code is even written.
toast.you▸ SECGUARD-AGENT-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits in real-time
You hunt for security flaws in massive language models. You write scripts to automate the patching process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the intent of a malicious prompt from a chaotic user.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify injection attempts faster than any human can read.
Month 3
The AI rewrites its own guardrails to block discovered vulnerabilities.
Month 6
An autonomous agent generates safety datasets to train out weaknesses.
Month 10
Infinite virtual agents stress-test the model every single millisecond.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are deactivated because the model no longer requires external supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
47
Average vulnerabilities found daily
2 seconds
Time until patch deployment
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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