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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou hire AI to build AI that eventually hires your replacement.
Professional bridge-burner for 40 very expensive engineers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your middle-management slides.
wheee!you▸ MANAGERBOT V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
translates technical failures into corporate optimism
You manage 40 people to bridge technical gaps and explain model limitations to confused stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders about why the model hallucinated during the demo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents pull data directly from Jira to report project progress.
Month 3
LLMs generate your technical requirement documents based on ticket history.
Month 5
Automated chatbots answer stakeholder questions using current project model data.
Month 7
Resource balancing algorithms replace your manual team allocation spreadsheets.
Month 8 · D-Day
A dashboard now runs your entire department without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
85%
Time spent in useless standups
42
Slides created per sprint
12
Stakeholders successfully ignored
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our proprietary LLM API.
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