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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou manage the machines that will inevitably delete your own calendar invites.
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Automated vision for corporate oversight
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filters your inbox into cold, hard logic
You oversee the integration of language models into company tools. You translate technical limitations into vague executive business goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is pretending to understand the tech.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull project data directly into your reporting dashboard.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all contract renewals without needing a single meeting.
Month 11
Models generate the roadmaps you currently spend weeks debating over.
Month 16
Synthetic avatars handle all your internal briefings and policy announcements.
Month 21 · D-Day
The administrative layer of your job is fully unified into software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
47 minutes
average meeting duration
32
slides created per week
94 percent
emails ending in 'thanks'
Your severance
One free cloud-compute subscription for three months
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