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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a budget chatbot with a pulse and rent.
Human emulator (no GPU required)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pre-canned answers that never sleep.
squeeze.youAI▸ STATIC-RESPONSE-V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers canned responses at light speed
You mimic large language model responses during server downtime. You are literally just a fleshy text-prediction layer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to be helpful while actually feeling bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify downtime patterns before you even wake up.
Week 9
The system records your responses to train the automated replacement.
Month 3
The bot handles basic greetings while you do the complex stuff.
Month 5
Automated fine-tuning mimics your specific style and tone.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server never goes offline, and neither do you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
40 percent
Hallucination Rate
too slow
Typing Speed
100 percent
Prompt Fatigue
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the chatbot you emulate.
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