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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is just pointing at the inevitable and calling it funny.
Professional loud-mouth with a limited future.
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Sarcasm at machine speeds.
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deconstructs your mockery in real-time
You mock automated progress while the tools you ignore quietly rewrite your entire field of professional critique.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the cold, sharp sting of embarrassment when you are wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine learns your specific style of mocking AI blunders.
Week 9
Bots begin replying to your posts with better, faster jokes.
Month 3
Audiences start preferring the cold efficiency of machine-generated snark.
Month 5
Your followers migrate to accounts that never need to sleep.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine writes your final resignation post perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 per millisecond
Hot takes generated
Zero
Human nuance detected
Maximum
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Your severance
A warm glass of milk and a quiet room.
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