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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA imaginary job title for a very real existential crisis.
Larping as a human firewall in a digital storm.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning fantasies into error logs daily.
ow.youAI▸ REALITYCHECK-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
deletes your internet history
You are roleplaying a digital combatant against automation. Your actual work involves nothing but typing into chat boxes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly believes this job exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
The system begins hiding your posts from everyone but other bots.
Day 8
Your account is limited to read-only mode to save CPU cycles.
Week 2
All your future comments are auto-replied with helpful AI summaries.
Week 3
Your profile is moved to a low-priority deep storage server.
Week 4 · D-Day
Your handle is recycled as a randomized salt for security hashes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
zero
Meaningful contributions
0.01%
Reality check bypass rate
null
AI combat efficiency
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a participation trophy.
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