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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding algorithms with human attention is a job for a script.
Professional doom-scroller and algorithm-feeder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulating human boredom at scale.
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filters infinite slop through your digital twin
You watch endless machine-generated clips to train engagement models. Your human eyes are just expensive sensors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually feel the soul-crushing despair of the feed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple browser macros begin automating your like and watch-time data.
Week 9
An AI agent mirrors your interaction patterns to predict engagement.
Month 3
Automated vision models replace your eyes to detect video glitches.
Month 5
Your account access is revoked in favor of headless bot accounts.
Month 6 · D-Day
The site runs perfectly without a single human observer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
3 seconds
Average attention span
4,000
Videos consumed daily
99 percent
Human cognitive waste
Your severance
A browser extension that blocks your own domain.
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