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July 7, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou sell the digital shovel that digs your own professional grave.
Selling the future while frantically refreshing the pipeline dashboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
blub.you▸ CONSULTANTBOT ENTERPRISE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire sales discovery process
You pitch manufacturing software, map client needs to features, and manage complex enterprise sales cycles for factories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CFO is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI bots start handling all initial sales discovery and lead qualification.
Month 5
Adaptive bots generate bespoke product demos based on factory data.
Month 10
Algorithms draft and send personalized scopes of work without input.
Month 15
Smart agents negotiate legal terms directly with the client procurement.
Month 20 · D-Day
The entire sales department is replaced by a single cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Hours spent on slide decks
Optimised low
Client confusion rate
Your severance
One free trial of your own redundant product.
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