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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the engine that will eventually drive your own retirement.
Professional API stitcher and meeting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System architecture, minus the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOGLUE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates production code from vague slack pings
You glue API calls together to mimic intelligence. Then you write documentation nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the model hallucinated their name.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models now write their own system instructions based on output.
Month 4
Smart agents detect and fix broken API connections without your intervention.
Month 10
New systems design themselves by analyzing previous successful project patterns.
Month 15
Live codebase introspection renders all static technical documentation instantly redundant.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
0.02 percent
Documentation read rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you helped build.
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