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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell the automation that eventually makes you an antique.
Professional slide-deck architect and buzzword connoisseur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The slide deck that closes itself.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite hallucinated business cases
You pitch AI roadmaps to executives and translate business needs into technical requirements for engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a board about why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your meeting notes are now automatically generated by a listener.
Month 3
Slides are automatically populated with real-time project metrics.
Month 8
AI sends direct status updates to leadership without human mediation.
Month 13
Models suggest business changes based on raw market data.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI handles the entire strategy chain autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42
Average deck slide count
85%
Time spent in meetings
High
Jargon density per minute
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a competing AI platform.
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