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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell the shovel that digs your own professional grave.
Professional architect of corporate existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The manager that manages the managers.
brr.you▸ AUTOSOLUTIONATOR V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire pitch deck in milliseconds
You write slide decks and mock-up workflows to convince legacy businesses to replace their staff with automated software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human client with enough charisma to avoid a lawsuit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your pitch decks and project roadmaps instantly.
Month 4
Vision agents scrape your meeting notes and generate project tickets.
Month 8
Smart agents handle all API procurement and contract negotiation tasks.
Month 12
Synthetic avatars run software demos far more persuasively than you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire role with one final cron job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Slide decks generated daily
6 hours
Hours spent in alignment calls
91%
Percentage of jargon per sentence
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our proprietary LLM API.
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