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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently building the very thing that will delete you.
Professional architect of corporate self-destruction via Python scripts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automators since yesterday.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOCONSULT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes departments while generating their termination emails
You identify departmental workflow bottlenecks and implement automated software solutions to fix them. You are the architect of your own professional obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the tragic theatre of pretending to care about user adoption.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our diagnostic bots crawl your Jira boards to map every inefficient human workflow instantly.
Week 6
Self-writing agents generate the exact API glue code you manually craft in your IDE.
Month 3
An LLM interface assumes your role in meetings to provide perfectly calibrated corporate jargon.
Month 5
The system runs your logic in parallel until it achieves higher uptime than your brain.
Month 6 · D-Day
We switch off your access and re-route your salary to the server cooling fund.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 minutes
Average pivot-to-AI time
12 weekly
Meetings about efficiency
44 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium cloud tier.
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