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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsA glorified salesperson selling the very shovel that will bury you.
Professional slide-deck filler and synergy-based dream peddler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pitching solutions while you are still buffering.
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates winning sales decks in milliseconds
Auditing client business processes to identify efficiency gaps and pitching custom software solutions to stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with convincing human charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
System monitors record actual workflow data, removing the need for you to draw messy diagrams.
Week 6
Generative models craft bespoke pitches faster than you can open a new PowerPoint tab.
Month 3
A trained chatbot answers client objections with higher precision and lower emotional baggage.
Month 5
Code-generation agents translate requirements directly into developer tickets without human interpretation errors.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the sales lifecycle, rendering your consultative role entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
45 pages
Slides Deck Length
3 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Pitch
92%
Buzzword Density Ratio
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for one month.
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