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Your job has an expiration date
December 12, 2027
In 13 monthsYou monitor systems that will eventually replace your own biological existence.
Professional dream-weaver for unstable, hallucinating software models.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated guardrails for your automated mistakes.
squeeze.youAI▸ NANNYBOT-LLM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the client with perfect confidence
You babysit automated models, fixing their hallucinations and babysitting the client's panic levels in equal measure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the client with a straight face about why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify common hallucinations and suggest standard fixes automatically.
Month 3
Adaptive models learn to adjust their own parameters without your help.
Month 8
Real-time safety monitors filter insults before they reach the user.
Month 12
Automated reporting tools draft the status emails you once wrote.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system deletes your login credentials and starts fixing itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Prompt hallucinations per hour
8
Client panic attacks suppressed
6 liters
Coffee intake during deployment
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to your own replacement service.
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