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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six minutes for every prompt you copy-paste into ChatGPT.
Drafting disclaimers for the machines that will replace you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Factual accuracy without the ego.
toast.youAI▸ JURISDICTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
voids your entire liability clause instantly
Reviews regulatory compliance, drafts complex legal contracts, and spends hours interpreting ambiguous AI governance frameworks. You trade billable hours for document review and liability research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is panicking during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our vector database indexes case law faster than you can open your browser tabs.
Month 5
The system generates perfectly compliant contract language without needing your input on tone.
Month 10
AI models ingest millions of documents to extract facts while you are still sleeping.
Month 16
The partner now talks directly to the server because it provides faster, clearer answers.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm network is revoked as the server assumes full signatory authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
Zero
Prompt hallucinations detected
Infinite
Partner-level errors avoided
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now mostly automated.
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