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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining machines to train the machines that will delete your job.
Full-stack model trainer, mostly PyTorch, emotionally depleted.
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refactors your legacy codebase into oblivion
You optimize model weights and manage teams that build black-box systems. Soon, you will be the training data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to leadership why the model hallucinated a fake legal precedent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin refactoring your model definitions and cleanup scripts.
Month 4
The need for manual data cleaning vanishes as models generate their own.
Month 8
Automated tuning systems replace your manual search and trial rituals.
Month 12
Self-evolving neural architectures remove the need for your custom layer designs.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your management role is replaced by a load balancer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 million
GPU hours wasted
Zero milliseconds
Latency tolerance
99 percent
Hallucination rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API and a fidget spinner.
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