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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the exact machine that will fire you tomorrow.
Serial founder of products that solve non-existent problems.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating pitch decks and burn rates instantly.
squeeze.youAI▸ EQUITYELIMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers a pivot strategy via hallucinated data
You spend days pitching investors, drafting vision decks, and chasing elusive market fit with unproven LLM wrappers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with a straight face while sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models replace your intuition by scanning every trending niche.
Week 6
Algorithms generate your slide deck based on current market hype.
Week 12
Virtual investors reject your business plan without needing human lunch.
Month 4
Smart software determines your startup has no actual value.
Month 6 · D-Day
The company dissolves as an automated script triggers final liquidation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
40 hours week
Time spent on cap table
99 percent
Probability of pivot
180 days
Days until seed runs dry
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Open to Work' forever.
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