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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou represent the most expensive way to push a single button.
Professional sitter and emergency button-pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing buttons at the speed of light.
shred.you▸ KILLSWITCH AUTO-RELAY 1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers system shutdown via internal logic check
You sit at a console waiting for AI errors. You press a button to halt the process.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can feel the crushing weight of boredom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors learn to flag anomalies before you ever notice them.
Week 9
Code replaces your hand on the physical stop button.
Month 3
The console lights are removed from your desk permanently.
Month 5
The system monitors its own health without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to log off for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
200 milliseconds
Average reaction time
0.01 percent
Errors caught
12 gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A plastic trophy in the shape of a button.
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