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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling snake oil to people who do not know what snake is.
Expert in turning vague buzzwords into expensive, empty slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated synergy for the clueless.
stretchy.youAI▸ STRATEGYGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks without needing coffee
You synthesize industry trends into slide decks to justify budget spend. You talk in jargon about adoption curves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Your internal slide archives are scraped for repetitive empty patterns.
Month 5
The AI starts auto-generating competitive landscape charts overnight.
Month 7
Clients select their buzzwords from a menu instead of talking.
Month 9
Virtual avatars deliver the slides with perfect, mindless confidence.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your calendar access is revoked as the server replaces your consultancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
45
Slides per deal
112
Buzzwords per hour
0%
Actual value added
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to the product replacing you.
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