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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou exist only to tell the board why the AI is hallucinating.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet poet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your entire vision statement instantly.
glub.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-6▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite board-ready slide decks
You write slide decks about AI adoption and justify budget for automation tools. You are a professional middleman.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can look a human in the eye while lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The bot scrapes your entire internal slide history.
Week 10
It starts generating memos using your unique tone.
Month 5
The machine takes over your vendor management emails.
Month 7
The bot presents the quarterly strategy to the board.
Month 8 · D-Day
You are invited to a meeting that doesn't exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
2000
Slides produced hourly
99%
Buzzword density
0%
Human input required
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our proprietary strategy dashboard.
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