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Will AI replace AI Student jobs? · Latest report #dc2pkzx5
Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksPaying tuition to learn skills that are already being automated away.
Future-proof student, currently trapped in a loop.
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confuses professors with generated essays
You spend your days memorizing frameworks that will be deprecated before you graduate. You chase ephemeral trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the capacity to be genuinely confused, which is a uniquely human charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Smart agents index every textbook for instant recall.
Day 5
Models write your papers better than you ever could.
Day 8
Personalized bots replace human feedback loops entirely.
Day 11
University degrees lose value as credentials become obsolete.
Week 2 · D-Day
You enter a world where your degree was a donation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
Too much
Debt accrued per semester
90 percent
Time spent on irrelevant syntax
High
Likelihood of obsolescence by finals
Your severance
A sincere digital pat on the back.
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