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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace AI Surveillance Monitor jobs? · Latest report #5373wucx
Your job has an expiration date
May 10, 2027
In 6 monthsYou watch the screens so the machine doesn't have to.
Professional ghost-hunter of empty industrial hallways.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total vision, zero human error.
oof.you▸ OMNIWATCH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite pixels in real time
You monitor video feeds for anomalies and flag suspicious activity. The computer is already doing your job better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of watching a camera watch you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts highlighting motion so you stop staring at shadows.
Week 6
A script turns your logs into clean, readable data files.
Month 3
Better sensors identify people versus objects without human help.
Month 4
The AI flags real threats so you only look when prompted.
Month 6 · D-Day
You log out for the last time while the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9 percent
Hours of footage ignored
0.3 seconds
Average blink duration
Very high
False positive rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's footage.
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