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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsReplacing the world's most overpaid pitch deck delivery system.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite lies with lower overhead.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a profitable exit strategy
You spend your day raising capital and promising miracles. Soon, an algorithm will do that much more efficiently.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at maintaining eye contact while selling vaporware to gullible billionaires.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models create more convincing lies than you ever could.
Month 4
Smart software replaces the human impulse to burn cash foolishly.
Month 8
A refined language model answers board queries with robotic confidence.
Month 12
Decision-making loops handle all strategic direction based on data.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board fires the carbon-based entity to save on executive insurance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14
Average VC meetings per week
0
Credible product roadmaps produced
99%
LinkedIn buzzword density
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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