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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell AI to replace jobs, ignoring you are the beta test.
Expert at translating venture capital buzz into billable hours.
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Generating strategy decks faster than your brain.
toast.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers redundant decks at light speed
You draft slide decks about LLM integration and explain high-level model architectures to confused executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal slide decks are indexed by a local LLM.
Month 3
An agent generates the pitch decks based on prompt inputs.
Month 6
Decision trees replace the need for your abstract business advice.
Month 10
Direct automated interfaces replace your discovery calls entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
The consulting contract is fulfilled by a self-optimizing software suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
24
Slides per client hour
4.2
Buzzwords per sentence
88%
Billable hours wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a basic text editor.
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