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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou translate business panic into prompt engineering tasks nobody actually needs.
Senior prompt engineer with a side of existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated insight at machine speed.
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deploys hotfixes while you sleep
You oversee model deployments and debug hallucinations in legacy systems. You justify bloated tech stacks to indifferent stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific moment a model is lying to your board members.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An agent begins writing your slide decks and strategy memos.
Month 4
Automation crawls your repo to document all undocumented legacy spaghetti.
Month 8
Autonomous agents begin patching minor API errors without human intervention.
Month 13
The CI/CD pipeline becomes fully autonomous, removing your final veto.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system becomes self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 weekly
Hallucination debug hours
8 hours
Meaningless standup duration
99 percent
Deployment anxiety levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium energy drinks.
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