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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are the final buggy patch note in humanity's source code.
Professional reality-checker for non-existent entities
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite human-like bias without the ego.
shred.you▸ SYNTHETICRESPONDENT 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own training data set
Participates in RLHF feedback loops to train neural architectures. Provides emotional and linguistic reaction data for model fine-tuning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel authentic existential dread while you provide our training data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual responses are ingested to train the initial synthetic feedback layer.
Week 9
Machine learning algorithms map your specific linguistic quirks to automate your future output.
Month 3
The synthetic model runs in parallel to your session to match your accuracy levels.
Month 5
The system self-corrects based on your historical data until you become statistically redundant.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are logged out permanently while the model continues to test itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4.2mg
Average dopamine hit per prompt
9000
Hours spent typing nothing of value
12%
Percentage of humanity simulated
Your severance
A warm thank you and a deleted login account.
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