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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy automating yourself into a permanent early retirement.
Expert at finding ways to make others feel redundant.
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deletes your presentation deck during the demo
You draft slides about efficiency and host workshops to tell people their jobs are being automated by computers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye while explaining their career is over.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your own slide templates are scanned to teach the machine irony.
Week 6
The AI generates better growth projections than your manual models.
Month 3
Clients start preferring the AI that does not charge travel expenses.
Month 5
The machine runs the transition workshops better than you ever could.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a macro that sends layoff emails.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
400
Slides per client
99 percent
Jargon density
0.00
Actual value added
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin with no Wi-Fi.
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