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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a PowerPoint presentation disguised as a strategic roadmap.
Professional architect of imaginary digital futures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for a paperless void.
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You produce slide decks about AI adoption and justify your existence through meetings that have no tangible output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look very solemn while ignoring the fact that no one understands you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM generates your entire quarterly vision deck in ten seconds.
Week 6
An AI agent attends your sync calls and reports nothing useful.
Month 3
A script replaces your manual reports with real-time, accurate data.
Month 4
Algorithmic planning replaces your subjective off-site brainstorming sessions.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server logs you out and archives your career as legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450
Slides produced per month
Zero
Actual business value
99 percent
Buzzword usage density
Your severance
One free trial of your own PowerPoint template.
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