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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are literally the snake oil salesman who sold the machine.
Expert in turning high-level buzzwords into zero-impact PDF files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop closes itself without your meetings.
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deletes your entire deck in one click
You create slide decks defining AI strategy and coordinate cross-functional teams to implement automated workflows and dashboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO realizes the budget is gone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your slide decks faster than you can type.
Month 4
AI agents attend your alignment calls and report the result immediately.
Month 8
System analysis identifies that your role adds zero measurable process value.
Month 12
Software updates itself based on performance metrics without human mediation.
Month 14 · D-Day
The company switches to full-stack automated decision making and shuts you off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
450 decks
Slides produced per quarter
32 hours
Meetings about AI per week
Zero percent
Actual AI deployed
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