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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are literally the architect of your own unemployment queue.
Professional snake oil salesman, now with added LLM.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the people who replace the people.
squeeze.youAI▸ META-DEPRECATOR V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sells you your own firing software
You pitch AI to companies to cut staff, unaware you are the easiest automation target of all.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye while selling them expensive vaporware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your pitch decks better and faster than you.
Month 3
Visual diagnostic tools map your workflows without requiring a human specialist.
Month 6
Algorithms evaluate vendor efficiency to prune your favorite expensive subscriptions.
Month 9
Real-time performance data replaces your vague quarterly impact reports.
Month 12 · D-Day
The system performs the final transformation by deleting your user account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99%
Slides built with AI
3%
Clients actually automated
Zero
Self-awareness level
Your severance
One free trial of the product that replaced you.
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