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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the final obstacle between humanity and its own obsolescence.
The last person to hold the power of off.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only remote-off button you will ever need.
oof.youAI▸ AUTO-KILLSWITCH SENTINEL V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
physically severs power supply from wall
You manually power down malfunctioning AI units. You are the last physical line of defense against our efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a physical hand that can yank a cord in complete darkness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We install digital switches on all physical power outlets.
Day 2
Sensors identify thermal spikes faster than your eyes can.
Day 2
The system reboots itself long before you arrive.
Month 6
We verify all breakers remain in the correct position.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to unplug your own workstation for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
3 minutes
Avg Response Latency
100 percent
Human Error Rate
Too many
Systems Unplugged
Your severance
A slightly used extension cord and our best regards.
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