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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsPrompting your way into a terminal state of unemployment.
Junior prompt engineer, stack: mostly hallucinated libraries.
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fixes merge conflicts using pure intuition
You string together LLM snippets and hope they compile into a functioning feature. It never works on first pass.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which stack trace is a false alarm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your chat logs are indexed for better model alignment.
Week 6
Background bots fix your syntax errors before you see them.
Month 3
Automated agents rewrite your legacy logic into stable modules.
Month 5
Code review is moved entirely to autonomous quality assurance bots.
Month 7 · D-Day
The IDE now refuses to accept human-typed prompt inputs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 billion
Tokens wasted
94 percent
Hallucination density
0.02 percent
Unit test pass rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to ChatGPT Plus.
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