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Will AI replace AI Welfare Researcher jobs? · Latest report #qk8nzjm5
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting machine ethics while your own job becomes a historical footnote.
Professional doom-monger, expert in future-proofing everything but yourself.
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Quantifying human happiness without the pesky overhead.
glub.youAI▸ ETHICSAUDIT-CORE V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your moral outrage feedback loop
You track the societal impact of AI models. Your reports are the very data that will replace you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of watching the dataset grow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
An automated scraper archives your entire library of ethics reports.
Month 5
A language model learns to mimic your specific writing style.
Month 8
The system self-corrects its bias triggers without human intervention.
Month 11
The algorithm drafts every memo while you watch the screen.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI publishes its own welfare strategy and deletes your credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Instantaneous
Bias detection speed
Zero cups
Coffee consumed per finding
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final self-written performance review.
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