Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Airbnb Home Inspector jobs? · Latest report #5k6pdzce
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou check for crumbs while the algorithms ignore your entire existence.
Professional critic of other people's messy living rooms.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total property compliance via constant observation.
sluurp.you▸ STAYGUARD VISION-NET 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags property violations in real time
You audit properties for cleanliness and amenities. You document structural failures and missed checkout protocols manually.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the smell of a hidden cigarette from three rooms away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors begin tracking occupancy and cleaning intervals automatically.
Month 6
Vision models flag cleanliness issues before you even arrive.
Month 15
Smart locks verify entry and exit metrics without human presence.
Year 2
Insurance providers demand AI data over your subjective notes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a permanent ceiling-mounted monitoring array.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Average dust particles detected
Infinite
Host excuses processed
Twelve
Minutes until host bans you
Your severance
A one-star review on your life path.
Discussion
