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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou wave glowing sticks at expensive metal birds until they stop moving.
Professional runway dancer and heavy engine fan.
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Automated precision parking for heavy metal.
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projects perfect led laser paths for pilots
You guide landing aircraft to parking bays using hand signals and illuminated wands. You also connect grounding cables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle nuance of a pilot's hand signal from the cockpit.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-def sensors watch your every movement for data collection.
Month 10
Electronic signs replace your manual arm signals during taxiing.
Month 20
Ground vehicles take over the precise final alignment of jets.
Year 2.5
Automated arms connect power and grounding to the fuselage.
Year 4 · D-Day
The tarmac is finally free of human error and waving arms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
High
Wand-waving fatigue
Zero
Accidental wing hits
100 percent
Exposure to jet fuel
Your severance
One pair of used glowing orange marshalling wands.
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