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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMoving heavy metal racks is the only thing keeping you relevant.
Master of the disconnected and the dust-covered server rack.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between air and logic
split.youAI▸ BUNKERBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire server stacks while you sleep
You manually configure hardened hardware in bunkers without internet access. You deal with physical patch cables and security audits.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can navigate the physical rats' nest of cables.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors monitor server health without needing a human presence.
Month 5
Robot arms handle the physical media swapping protocols.
Month 12
Drones autonomously tidy up your mess of patch cables.
Month 18
Self-installing server racks negate the need for manual mounting.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The site runs on silent automation and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
Zero
Average cable crimping errors
Perfect
Physical security clearance rating
Elevated
Human anxiety level in vault
Your severance
A decommissioned USB drive and a thank you note.
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