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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track flight delays that algorithms already calculated before you arrived.
SQL query artisan, Excel enthusiast, airline profit seer.
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Total flight path and profit visibility.
bzzt.youAI▸ SKYMETRICS ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates revenue reporting before boarding ends
You parse revenue per seat and fuel burn metrics. You make spreadsheets that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a spreadsheet error is caused by a human missing a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin scrubbing your messy raw logs every morning.
Month 5
Real-time AI dashboards make your static slide decks look ancient.
Month 10
Algorithms set seat prices faster than you can open Excel.
Month 15
Management stops asking you for insights and asks the server.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while you are still typing a query.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
14
Spreadsheets per day
98%
Emails sent unread
12,402
Flights currently delayed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a destination with no internet.
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