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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pricing algorithms are just guessing, mine are actually profitable.
Obsessed with conversion funnels and dynamic seat pricing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing that never sleeps.
wheee!you▸ REVENUESTREAM PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes seat yield in real time
You manage airline seat inventory, conversion funnels, and digital booking flows. We just automate the revenue extraction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why their flight was cancelled at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin adjusting ticket prices faster than you can react.
Month 4
AI detects and repairs broken booking paths without human intervention.
Month 8
Machine learning takes full control over your digital ad budget.
Month 13
The system generates its own performance reports for the board.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
14 percent
Conversion rate gain
high
Human error rate
99.99 percent
Uptime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of middle-seat vouchers.
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