Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Airline Flight Attendant jobs? · Latest report #df632csf
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsProfessional beverage server with a safety manual you never actually read.
Professional beverage server and oxygen mask enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite flight experience without the attitude.
wheee!you▸ CABINOPS-X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates unruly passengers with silent precision
You perform safety demos, serve drinks, and manage passenger behavior at thirty thousand feet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a nervous passenger's panic before they even realize they are afraid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify passenger seat compliance before the cabin door closes.
Month 15
Smart rails deploy drink carts to every row without human intervention.
Year 2.5
High-definition light projections replace the repetitive manual safety demonstrations.
Year 3.8
Vision-guided mechanical arms lock and organize all overhead bin contents.
Year 5 · D-Day
The crew enters history and the aircraft flight deck takes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero
Coffee spills prevented
Infinite
Call light responses
Critical
Safety demo boredom
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tiny pretzels and ginger ale.
Discussion
