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Will AI replace Airline Food Scientist jobs? · Latest report #exabxcdt
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August 22, 2030
In 3 years, 10 monthsTesting airline meals is just expensive, high-altitude caloric masochism.
High-altitude palate expert, professional reheated-meal enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying blandness at thirty thousand feet.
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calibrates umami to lethal, boring perfection
You evaluate the palatability of pre-packaged, reheated airline trays under cabin pressure. Your work determines the menu for millions of passengers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much salt is needed to mask the taste of despair.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact salivary reactions to every rubbery chicken component.
Month 10
Digital noses replace your biological nose to calculate seasoning profiles.
Year 1.9
Cabin pressure rooms utilize robotic arms to serve trays consistently.
Year 2.7
Vision systems analyze customer tray-clearance rates to optimize recipes.
Year 3.8 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the airline catering menu forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2.1/10
Palatability index
8000ft
Average cabin pressure tolerance
450
Trays consumed annually
Your severance
A lifetime supply of airline-grade plastic cutlery.
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