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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging gate delays is just an algorithm waiting for better hardware.
Professional cat-herder for delayed travellers and stressed ground crews.
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Total terminal autonomy, zero passenger temper tantrums.
sluurp.you▸ GATEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes entire terminal flights instantly
You juggle gate assignments, ground crew disputes, and passenger complaints. Your day ends with clearing terminal incident reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a passenger is about to cry before they do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software takes over gate assignment based on real-time flight data.
Month 7
AI models generate and file all terminal incident reports automatically.
Month 15
Passenger inquiries are handled by interactive kiosks with voice synthesis.
Year 1.9
Automated dispatch systems handle all ground handler schedule adjustments.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The terminal is fully autonomous; your office becomes a server closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 weekly
Average stress-induced migraines
99.9 percent
Gate change efficiency
402 documents
Unread incident logs
Your severance
One economy voucher and a stress ball.
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