Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Airport Ground Staff jobs? · Latest report #bucau25r
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy checking bags while your soul slowly departs to a different terminal.
Human gate agent, professional gatekeeper of terminal frustrations.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Boarding passes processed at light speed.
brr.you▸ GATEKEEPER X-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
denies boarding to anyone wearing cargo shorts
Managing passenger queues, verifying travel documents, and handling boarding gate logistics. You are essentially a human signpost with a scanner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a passenger decides to lie about bag weight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Biometric scanners replace your manual passport verification duties.
Month 5
Vision-guided robotic arms attach luggage tags with precision humans lack.
Month 12
High-definition screens handle passenger disputes using pre-programmed conflict resolution protocols.
Month 16
Smart gates physically verify passenger identity and boarding authorization simultaneously.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human staff are officially removed from the gate to optimize passenger throughput.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 minutes
Average passenger patience
Infinite
Coffee consumption rate
Hourly
Gate change frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of airline pretzels and cold coffee.
Discussion
