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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour smile is a luxury the departure board no longer needs.
Gate guardian and master of the late-boarding dash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Boarding passes processed at the speed of light.
splat.you▸ GATEGATE TERMINAL AGENT V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies boarding to anyone with a frown
You manage gate boarding, handle passenger queries, and reconcile flight manifests under immense time pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a passenger is about to cause a scene before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Biometric scanners take over the routine passport and boarding pass verification.
Month 4
Smart turnstiles physically control access to the jet bridge without human intervention.
Month 8
Back-end software handles passenger count discrepancies and seat assignments automatically.
Month 13
One human supervisor monitors ten virtual gates for complex edge-case passenger issues.
Month 18 · D-Day
The terminal transition is complete and boarding is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Unlimited
Passengers processed per minute
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Infinite
Boarding gate patience level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of airline pretzels.
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