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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell overpriced neck pillows to people who have forgotten their own.
Gate-side merchant of overpriced snacks and charging cables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite shelf that never needs a break.
bzzt.youAI▸ GATEGATE TERMINAL-BOT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sells 500 snacks while you nap
You scan boarding passes, restock impulse-buy candy, and endure endless questions about gate numbers and flight delays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can politely de-escalate a panicked traveler who realized their passport is still at home.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart screens replace your manual register and loyalty scanner.
Month 7
Inventory management shifts to automated shelving and warehouse drones.
Month 16
Mobile apps answer gate questions better than you ever could.
Year 2.1
Camera vision tracks items for instant, seamless payment.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your terminal pod locks the human gate for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
24 dollars
Average sale value
extremely high
Customer frustration level
112 seconds
Seconds per transaction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of travel-sized deodorant samples.
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